During my many months of unemployment,
I have kept myself busy by trolling news outlets keeping up to date
on current events. I start off with the Washington Post, move
onto the NY Times, hit
up CNN, and finish off with the Huffington Post. When
I want to read something funny, I turn to celebrity nonsense. I say
nonsense because lately those whose five minutes of fame is quite
over keep running their mouths.
Let's
start with Jesse James. He has recently stated, “He has paid the
price and then some.” Listen Jesse, I honestly don't give a rats
butt that you became famous for marrying Sandra Bullock. So what you
two divorced like a couple of years ago. Get over it already. She
certainly has. I don't think that just because you are over sexed
and can't keep your male member in your pants, that you should still
be running your mouth in celebrity news. Stick to creating
motorcycles. Oh and for the love of six bits, keep your sex life to
yourself.
Speaking
of extreme exercise, why in the world do we keep hearing about
Bristol Palin. I thought she was leaving celebrity, but I guess she
doesn't enjoy not being in the spotlight. Now all of the sudden she
is outraged that her baby's daddy has knocked up some poor
unfortunate chick. I am not even going to get started on all of the
foolishness. What I will say is this: #1 SHUT UP already! No one
cares about your baby's daddy issues. #2 Bristol keep your business
your business. By airing your business, you are just acting like
some white trash.
Talk
about airing out your business. Apparently Melissa Etheridge's
ex-wife can't live on a mere $23,000 a month. Yes, I said a month.
Seriously?!? WTF. The more important question is how can you not
live on $23,000 a month? What do you need that puts you over that
budget? Note that I said need and
not want. In
this economy there are plenty of people that wish they had your
problem of staying within your monthly allotment. My advice:
simplify your life and be strong! You aren't going to find any
sympathy from this chick.
