Oh for the Love!

During my many months of unemployment, I have kept myself busy by trolling news outlets keeping up to date on current events. I start off with the Washington Post, move onto the NY Times, hit up CNN, and finish off with the Huffington Post. When I want to read something funny, I turn to celebrity nonsense. I say nonsense because lately those whose five minutes of fame is quite over keep running their mouths.

Let's start with Jesse James. He has recently stated, “He has paid the price and then some.” Listen Jesse, I honestly don't give a rats butt that you became famous for marrying Sandra Bullock. So what you two divorced like a couple of years ago. Get over it already. She certainly has. I don't think that just because you are over sexed and can't keep your male member in your pants, that you should still be running your mouth in celebrity news. Stick to creating motorcycles. Oh and for the love of six bits, keep your sex life to yourself.

Speaking of extreme exercise, why in the world do we keep hearing about Bristol Palin. I thought she was leaving celebrity, but I guess she doesn't enjoy not being in the spotlight. Now all of the sudden she is outraged that her baby's daddy has knocked up some poor unfortunate chick. I am not even going to get started on all of the foolishness. What I will say is this: #1 SHUT UP already! No one cares about your baby's daddy issues. #2 Bristol keep your business your business. By airing your business, you are just acting like some white trash.

Talk about airing out your business. Apparently Melissa Etheridge's ex-wife can't live on a mere $23,000 a month. Yes, I said a month. Seriously?!? WTF. The more important question is how can you not live on $23,000 a month? What do you need that puts you over that budget? Note that I said need and not want. In this economy there are plenty of people that wish they had your problem of staying within your monthly allotment. My advice: simplify your life and be strong! You aren't going to find any sympathy from this chick.